Thursday, March 29, 2012

Metallagher Tour - Don't Fuck With Razor Back

Played Alex's Bar in Long Beach last night. I guess it's the bar from True Blood. Some guy cracked his head open. So did another guy. Fortunately the Lord and the Damage Jackyls protected our amazing bodies from the Razor Backs in Long Beach.

EZ will fucking kill you.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Day one - Los Angeles

The word apeshit was created for nights like last night. All five of us, our lord and savior Shannon and her roommate Jenny decided it would be a good idea to drink all The Cha Cha Lounge's booze. So we did and it was. We made a midnight beer run, went back to their house and did our best impression of considerate well mannered house guests. We failed miserably. Pete, Jim, Adam and Brent all slept in one room and proceeded to break the sound barrier with their snoring. Jason slept on the couch and set the land speed record for fastest wet dream. After a quick breakfast and a couple Home Depot runs we piled in the van and headed to Long Beach. Jason, Pete and Brent are taking turns shitting into the unisex bathroom of this poor coffee shop. The show starts in a few hours and all of our bodies are sending warnings to us about what will happen if we go though with playing it. In plain English, we're all fucked. Stay tuned...

Monday, March 26, 2012

Metallagher Tour Blog

Metallagher is going to California this week. Check our blog and Twitter every day to see what we're up to.

Brent is heading out to L.A. today due to complications from an unwanted pregnancy.

Jim, Adam, Jason, and I will be flying out tomorrow.

Apparently we're borrowing The Locust's van to drive around California. I hope they don't like their van because it may not return without 5 dead bodies inside of it.


Saturday, March 10, 2012

Band Mash-Ups By Drewcifer and Brent

This is a list of other band/comedian concepts that were written by our friend Drewcifer and Brent. Thought you'd enjoy them:

Jimmy Fallon Eat World
Burnt By The Ted Danson
Tom Green Day
Cheri O'Teried Alive
Jay LEno Doubt
The Chris Rocking Heads
Margaret Choasis
Rosie O'donnelectric Light Orchestra
The Bill Bellameatmen
Bill Bellame Without You
Ron White Zombie
Larry The Cable Deadguy
Larry The Cable Guyana Punchline
Dave Chevelle
Jesse "The Body" Sepultura
Samhain Kinnison
Elton John Stewart
The Dennis Miller Band
Martin Lawrence Arms
John Belushikari
The Joe Papiscapolice/Pogues
Louie Anderburnt by the Son
Since By Pee-Wee Herman
Pauly ShO.A.R.
O.J. Ashley Simpson
Van Wilder Halen
Jim Carrey On
Andy Kaufmanfred Mann
Gilbert Godflesh
David Allen Grief
Alan Parsons Project 86
Flogging Molly Shannon
Dropkick Eddie Murphys
Eddie Murphy's Law
George Carlin Flames
ZZ Carrot Top
Paula Poundstone Temple Pilots
Richard Pryorigin
Lewis Black Flag
Richard Lewis & The News
Yakov Smirnoff With Their Heads
Jerry Minor Threat
David Hot Cross/Black Cross
Mitch Hedburg P.E.
Jeff Britney Foxxworthy
Bobcat Stay Goldthwait
Youth of Todave Coulier
Bob Saget up Kids
Fred Savage Garden
Sodom Deluise

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Okay Metallagher Fans...

What do you want to see out of Metallagher this year?

We've played with Danzig and the real Gallagher. We've played SXSW. We've cleared people out of the Triple Rock by hosing our fans with fish sauce.

What's left?

Tell us, you freaks.


Monday, January 4, 2010

A Match Made In Hellmann's

From Craigslist:

"Courtney at metallagher last night - m4w (Red 7)

Date: 2010-01-01, 6:40PM CST
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You were the very cute blonde with these awesome sexy boots standing by the heater thing in the middle area next to a dark haired girlfriend. I was the curly haired guy in the leather jacket who said hi to you as i was leaving. I wanted to chat you up some more but had to take off before the end of his set. I hope you'll read this!"


Hope everything worked out for you guys.